MARK MY WORDS...

John Mark Karr did not kill JonBenet. In my opinion, this guy has had some sick fascination with JonBenet for a long time, probably imagines himself married to her, and wanted his name attached to hers forever. Thanks to the media, he’s accomplished this. His ex-wife even says he couldn’t have done this because he was living with her and their three children in a different state at the time. And I’m sure the ex-wife of some sick prick like this would like nothing better than to see him fry. Give the media a couple days to sober-up from the “breaking story” high, and they’ll have this story to report: “John Mark Karr, a Truck full of Lies” or “The Ramsey’s Return as #1 Suspects”

BOOBS...WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION

No liquid substances are permitted on planes. Does that include breasts implants? I know that sounds silly, but these sick bastards will stop at nothing. They treat their women like crap, so why not force them to implant large DD explosives in their chest? American men go directly to “STUPID” at the sight of large, fake boobs, so they could pass right through. If the threat of another attack doesn’t wake up our government, the threat of banning all fake breasts will certainly do it!

WE WANNA PARTY LIKE ITS 1968

After revisiting the year 1968 in the Halftime Show today, I realize how desperately we try to relive those days. Although it was full of chaos with the Vietnam War and assassinations of MLK and Robert Kennedy, there was a sense of unity witch brought us together through music. We’ve tried several times to bring back the original Woodstock. Whether it was Live Aide, Live 8, or even Lollapalooza, they’ve all fallen short of the magic that was Woodstock. We still have wars and causes that need to be addressed, unfortunately we don’t have the innocence and peaceful mentality we once did. Even sharing an office with someone is barely tolerable; could you imagine sharing three days in a field with total strangers? Without your cell phone, or iPod, or bottled water, or laptop, or TiVo, or MTV, or Starbucks, or……oh yeah, I think we tried that at Woodstock ’99. We handled that well, even with MTV, and bottled water and cell phones and …….

The Rolling Stones, again!

There are only a handful of bands I care to see more than once. Mabye it’s my short attention span or the need to always be entertained with something new, or maybe it’s the simple fact that although I’m “in the business”, it’s still very hard to find the time and money to see a show. The Rolling Stones are coming back for the FORTH time in fourteen months. Why? Obviously, because they can sell tickets. Although I admire your dedication and loyalty, I have to wonder if Keith was the only person to fall out of that tree. Gotta go now, seeing the “Pirates of the Carribean” for the third time

PASSION OF THE PUNCH

No matter what happens legally, Mel Gibson will NEVER live down his arrest for drunk driving, more specifically, his comments made during his arrest. It’s like trying to look at Hugh Grant without thinking…”you cheated on Elizabeth Hurley?” or when I watch David Carruso and giggle “you thought you could make it in the movies?” or when I look at Tommy Lee and ask “can I just take a peek?” Sadly, now every time the name Mel Gibson comes up, he’ll be thought of as the guy who proved his critics right when they called him anti-semetic after his release of “The Passion of the Christ”. Thank God David Hasselhoff still has his good name.