BOOBS...WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION

No liquid substances are permitted on planes. Does that include breasts implants? I know that sounds silly, but these sick bastards will stop at nothing. They treat their women like crap, so why not force them to implant large DD explosives in their chest? American men go directly to “STUPID” at the sight of large, fake boobs, so they could pass right through. If the threat of another attack doesn’t wake up our government, the threat of banning all fake breasts will certainly do it!