A Tough Cross to (Chicago) Bear?

Dear Lance Briggs,

Out of my love and respect for a fellow human being, I am urging you to get a grip. I don't know you or your family, but I do know what it's like to live in D.C. Actually, you'll be playing and practicing in Maryland, which is even worse. You don't have beautiful Lake Michigan with hot babes sunbathing in the summer, you have the Potomac, with dead rotting fish. You don't have a breathtaking city skyline, you have the beltway with traffic twice as bad as Chicago. DON'T DO IT, MAN!

Lance Briggs salary as a Chicago Bear: $7.2 million
Lance Briggs salary as a Washington Redskin: $20 mill
NOT LIVING IN DC: PRICELESS