Don't let the door hit you in the...

Another employee is leaving, so you have to get the standard "good luck" card and silly frosted cupcakes in the plastic container you almost forgot to get from Jewel on your way to work this morning. Then you actually have to sign the stupid thing. The hope is that several other people have signed it first, so you can copy off of them. Doesn't the card say it all? I mean we basically "hired" the card to say what we couldn't come up with. Why do we have to add to it? Don't the plastic cupcakes alone scream "we'll miss you whatsyourname?" Until Hallmark can come up with something better, I'm sticking with "stay cool"....classic.