The Who's Rocky Road

My boss went backstage to meet Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend of the Who. And what did he find? No groupies, no booze, no parties, but ICE CREAM? You heard me, ice cream. A full-on ice cream parlor to serve the rock n' roll fans. I understand that people get older and sober, but does that have to equal BORING? I demand that my rock stars live a more exciting life than I do. Was there at least a beer flavored chocolate chip doobie rum flavor? Huffin oxygen and eating ice cream. What's next Roger and Pete? Doing shots of bottled water? My kindergarden birthday party was more hardcore than that. Then again, I am from Ohio.