Suckfest

There is a new tour travelling through your cable TV and it's called "Suckfest 2007". Headliners? The Sopranos. Critics say: "Go F$#% yourself, Tony!" "Bring back the gay, at least it made me vomit!" and "Be glad you have Alzheimers Uncle Jr., you wouldn't want to remember this!"

Also appearing at Suckfest 2007:
Lost
Heroes
and headlining the small stage: American Idol

To say these shows have "jumped the shark" is an understatement.

All I have to say is "Rescue Me". (Returns to FX June 12.)