Kasper Krazy

It was so thrilling to talk to Cubs announcer Len Kasper today on the show. It's a bizarre feeling to be so affected by sports announcers. I've never cared before. In the past, watching a baseball game meant primo opportunity to put a fresh coat of paint on my nails. Never looked up once. Now, I'm rewinding to hear what Len and Bob just said. Who cares about the grand slam! Thank you Len Kasper and Bob Brenly for keeping me entertained. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to run and get a manicure before the cubs game comes on.

Thanks, Len.

...now about singing the 7th inning stretch...CALL ME.